childlikemperor:

You literally cannot tell me all the marauders ever did wasn’t braid each other’s hair and talk about boys

don’t you dare steal/repost

jasmiinitee:

roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

almostanastronaut:

Steven Greenberg, “Wrestling with God and Men” - Author’s conversation with Rabbi Eliashiv in Jerusalem

mutantapologist:

I’m supposed to be sleeping but I’m like

theartofangirling:

witchbitch1333:

oppan-gandalf-style:

witchbitch1333:

fangirlsaywhaat:

siriusblackfoot:

captofthesswolfstar:

napsaremybitch:

napsaremybitch:

askmischiefmanaged:

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

Originally posted by shaymout

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

Originally posted by legally-a-cow

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

*at the DADA job interview*

Dumbledore: why do you want this job?

Lupin:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i’m body positive. i just got the results and it confirms i have a body

it’s kind of a disappointment to be honest, i was really hoping to be a ghost

werewolftrial:

Shout out to everyone doing the hard yet necessary work of posting about fictional characters kissing online.

stevechoosesbucky:

peterssquill:

imagine if the avengers had actually discussed the plan for more than an hour, and found out from nebula that you have to sacrifice what you love most to get the soul stone (basically a soul for a soul), and steve volunteered himself for the mission. face to face with the red skull, he’s asked if he’s willing to make the sacrifice, to lose what’s important to him. steve replies, “go ahead and try. i’ve already lost everything else.” after its done, steve just laughs and says, “that’s all?”

& steve makes it back alive with the stone. he makes it back to the avengers compound. they don’t recognize him at first, but once they see past the change in structure and size, its obvious. they ask what happened, and he replies “a soul for a soul”. he gave up captain america, let him go once and for all, and that was enough.  

this would have been perfect tbh. It’d justify the red skull presence as the guardian of the stone and the whole story would come full circle.

Also can you imagine what a beautiful message it would be? That you don’t need to have super strength to do good and to be a hero and that the most special thing about Steve was his heart and his ethics all along, not the serum. Steve realizing that he is good enough even without the super soldier serum and still valuable to the Avengers and appreciated by his friends.

In the next movies he would be operating just as Steve Rogers, a commander and strategist for missions, sending the teams to execute the plans he masterfully elaborates. Or he could retire too, become the artist he always wanted, adapting again as he always did so many times before and moving on. A message about the value of a found family, perseverance, never giving up and fighting to change what you can but making the best of what you can’t. That’s life and everybody would be able to relate to it

acyborglostintimeandspace:

mesopelagic:

tumblr is actually a really good structure for social media with the way blogs and posts are formatted however unfortunately the entire site is run by monkeys who wouldnt be able to make a good executive decision if their mothers lives depended on it

staff killed op

ironmanstan:

leisurelypanda:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

Originally posted by chasekip

thank you! i am crying

babyboomerbullshit:

as we all know, the queer eye folks are in government now

stark-tony:

look i know it’s a bold move but let’s start giving characters happy endings again